Fuck you.

I love you guys, but today: Fuck you.

I had done you -nothing- wrong. I was just walking on my merry way. Enjoying a few days off after a day of hard work.

And suddenly, you, mom- or dad, found it necessary to launch your mass into my skull and draw blood. Mercilessly, you kept haunting me until I was out of your rage-filled eyes.

As I tended to my wounds, a question was born. This question, will haunt me till the day I lie in my grave.


...Why the fuck didn't you attacked the two boys behind me?

You got hit in the head by a crow? Nelson style HA HA

It's not a crow, it's called a "kauw" in Dutch, western jackdaw in English.

You got attacked by those??
What did you do, give a young a dirty look? (these birds can follow your eye's)

Dat meen je niet.


" ..her experience provides a lesson for urban dwellers: Watch where you step from late May to mid-June.

This is fledge season, when crows help their babies learn to fly. As the little ones stumble from the nest to branches and the ground below, their avian parents can get incredibly protective. If they believe a threat is near, they may attack — passers-by, dogs and anything that normally wouldn't make them flinch could become potential targets.

"It's best to keep moving and not let them get a good fix on you," he said.

The reason, according to Marzluff: Crows can remember your face. "


Haters gonna hate

Suspiria wrote:

Dat meen je niet.


" ..her experience provides a lesson for urban dwellers: Watch where you step from late May to mid-June.

This is fledge season, when crows help their babies learn to fly. As the little ones stumble from the nest to branches and the ground below, their avian parents can get incredibly protective. If they believe a threat is near, they may attack — passers-by, dogs and anything that normally wouldn't make them flinch could become potential targets.

"It's best to keep moving and not let them get a good fix on you," he said.

The reason, according to Marzluff: Crows can remember your face. "


Haters gonna hate

Welp, I'm doomed until the day they die, then.   

I have never been attacked by any sort of bird :/ (save for two chickens with feathered legs, those things attacked anything).
And I've been near young birds a lot :/
Even swans don't attack me (even got a local swan eat stuff out of my hand)

Feel better now?
Lol.

I paid that bird over 3 weeks ago to hit you in the head, what took him so long! ah well at least he got it done in the end!

MonkeyBoy wrote:

I paid that bird over 3 weeks ago to hit you in the head, what took him so long! ah well at least he got it done in the end!

It's quite a long flight from UK to the Dutch shore!

On the edge of my village are several signs with stand: beware dangerous prey.
The bird has already helped five people to the hospital.

Crazy shitt  

#hashyrandomtag

I bring you the solution:

Haha, we're on a Renegade forum after all.



+48 points for GDI!

Hell ya lol

I am the solution.

[TmX]Sean wrote:

I am the solution.

Neat! Ex-RAF! I assume you have 300 confirmed jackdaw kills, and are trained in gorilla warfare?  :)