Man walks into a bar a he reads a sign that says if you can make my horse laugh i will give you 50$.
Good enough the man comes out and says where is my 50$
The bartender goes back and sure enough the horse is laughing
The bartender says a deal is a deal
3 months later the same man goes to the same bar and a sign read if you can make my horse cry i will give u 50$
The man says i can make your horse cry
So the man goes and makes the horse cry
The bartender says ok a deals a deal but first how did u make my horse laugh and cry?
The man replys i made him laugh by telling him my dick is bigger than his and to Make him cry i showed him.
:)