Mikey and Monkeys epic joke face off

I hereby challenge mikey to a joke duel. We will take turns saying offending each other in joke form and the winner will be chosen by the commentors!

My joke:


I coughed up a bit of phlegm and sneezed at the same time.

Then a scouser appeared and said "Not bad mate, how are you?"



 

MonkeyBoy wrote:

I hereby challenge mikey to a joke duel. We will take turns saying offending each other in joke form and the winner will be chosen by the commentors!

My joke:


I coughed up a bit of phlegm and sneezed at the same time.

Then a scouser appeared and said "Not bad mate, how are you?"



 

ok I want to see Mikey's joke to decide :)

Hahahaha I like that one

My response is:

Q) 2 chavs are in a car, there’s no music on, who is driving?
A) The Police

i made my joke specifically to insult you scouse boy i heard it today at work and a laughed so hard i actually cried haha.

When my wife's relatives were visiting from Liverpool, she warned me that I'd better make them feel at home.

So I picked them up at the airport and drove them to Liverpool.

I hate it when my scouse girlfriend gets into her pyjamas.

I cant tell if shes getting into bed or going shopping.

  

omg crazy brits i understand 0 of this

get some culture!

It's because monkey is a closet gay :p

[-HOH-]Mikey wrote:

It's because monkey is a closet gay :p

room for one more in that closet mikey care to join?

Get your own damn closet!

MonkeyBoy wrote:

get some culture!

ok, coming to britainland and staying in mikey's closet for a week

Mikey lives in liverpewlshire , watch out its full of benders and mikey types!

holy shit that plays automatically with sound !

I hate when people record me dancing on a a night out!!!